That thing is trying to make me mad!

You'll just never believe what that f&*#^n monitor did to me today! I woke up and was not going to pee into the stick no matter WHAT it asked me! SO I smirked at that thing while I peed and I left smirking at it...TAKE THAT I even thought in my head. I am CD 23 and I was not going to see those two damn bars one more time. I didn't even turn the damn thing on.

So the day progresses, I take my morning run/walk with my hubby and the dog. We ate vegie eggwhites for breakfast, went shopping, etc etc. Just enjoyed the nice day and nicer weather. ANYWAY, I get back home, go to pee again and I figure I'm over my time limit to take a test (they only give you a 6 hour window)...so I turn the thing on and IT FLASHES TWO BARS AT ME! It says CD 23 and it's TWO BARS.

It doesn't ask me for a test, it just gives me two fucking bars! I think it's mocking me now! I am so hoping I'm pregnant so I can throw that thing on Ebay and mail it out ASAP. Knowing my luck, it will stalk me and follow me everywhere I go. I'll see that damn monitor flashing those two bars at me...while it's smiling and making an evil laugh! I know I know, you think I'm losing my mind and maybe I am...but if I have a nightmare tonight about two bars...even two bars of chocolate for chrissakes...in the GARBAGE IT GOES!

Ahh, I feel better. Now, how was your day??